Parishioners Visit

A new pastor was visiting the homes of his parishioners.

At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door. Therefore, he took out a card and wrote “Revelation 3:20” on the back of it and stuck it in the door.

When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, Genesis 3:10.”

Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of laughter.

Revelation 3:20 begins “Behold, I stand at the door and knock.” Genesis 3:10 reads, “I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid, for I was naked.”

600 Stories

Tom, James and Larry went to a party. After the party they returned to the hotel. The hotel was 600 stories high.Unfortunately for them, the elevator was not working. They made a plan for the first 200 stories, Tom will crack jokes.The second 200 stories James will tell a happy story and lastly Larry will tell a sad story. They then started up the stepsAfter 2 hours it was Larry’s turn. He turned to the other two and said “OK guys, here’s my sad story. I forgot the keys downstairs.